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Tweak says, "This box, it is too small!"

Terry Boot (bootsstillon) wrote,
@ 2008-02-15 16:21:00

6.
I am outstandingly brilliant.

[Hexed from DEs, RF Members (excepting Theodore), and Malfoys.]
Just ask one, Gwendolen Nicolette Rivers. I'm sure that she'd gladly tell everyone how brilliant I am. She does, after all, have full-impact, first-hand knowledge of my completely unparalleled brilliance.

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

And I'm so modest too.

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	gwnrvrs 2008-02-15 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	I know you did it. You are lucky you are in hiding. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bootsstillon 2008-02-15 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Did what? You have me quite confused, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gwnrvrs 2008-02-15 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	You know perfectly well what you did. Oh and DO NOT call me sweetheart! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bootsstillon 2008-02-15 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Love, I'm perfectly distressed to inform you of this, but I've done nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gwnrvrs 2008-02-15 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	It would be something you would do. I got a ten minute nosebleed because of you!! If I ever find you I will make sure you get a one way ticket to Azkaban. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bootsstillon 2008-02-15 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Darling, that's a bit over-reactive, don't you think? Especially since I've done nothing and it was only a ten-minute nosebleed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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mklcorner
2008-02-15 09:34 pm UTC (link)

~~I shouldn't be talking to you but you know the right way to get me to crumble~~

You are lucky I am always entertained whenever you prank her.

I am still annoyed at you but I must know what you did!

Oh, you are extreamely modest.

As I said I am still not pleased with you. ~~But keep this up and I will continue to crumble. My hate of Rivers outweighs all. Annoying twit she is!~~

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	Under same Hex bootsstillon 2008-02-15 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	I sent the cunt a cleverly disguised Skiving Snackbox. With none of the antidotes. And I made it look like her queer little fiancee did it. Brilliant? I think so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex mklcorner 2008-02-15 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my merlin! That is brilliant. You know the way to my heart, Terry. I was trying to stay upset at you but I just can't help but thinking you are entirely too amusing sometimes. Your pranks keep me entertained. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex bootsstillon 2008-02-15 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't it just? And you know that you can't stay upset with me for talking about something trivial with someone I'm not in love with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex mklcorner 2008-02-15 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	I just hate myself for the feelings I have and I have a jealous streak. So the two combined don't help my mood. I am sorry mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex bootsstillon 2008-02-15 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	You're forgiven. I'm incapable of staying upset at you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex mklcorner 2008-02-15 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	I can't stay upset at you for more than two days. It is virtually impossible it seems. Something about you draws me to you like moths to a flame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex bootsstillon 2008-02-15 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. I'm not upset with you, but can I be upset with your use of cliche? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex mklcorner 2008-02-15 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, go ahead. I did go a bit overboard but I am just glad our little spat is over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex bootsstillon 2008-02-15 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	So am I, mate. I don't like thinking that you're hacked off at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex mklcorner 2008-02-15 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Can you just flirt with Theodore in private next time? I don't want my jealous streak to grab a hold again. If you do that we will have no problems. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex bootsstillon 2008-02-15 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't flirting with him. Do we have to go over this again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex mklcorner 2008-02-15 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Okay you weren't. I just made up with you and I don't want to start another argument. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex bootsstillon 2008-02-15 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Neither do I. If I ever do go back to flirting with him, I'll do it in private. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same Hex mklcorner 2008-02-15 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you! That is all I ever wanted you to do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Terry nott_teddy 2008-02-15 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	I think I'm supposed to be annoyed at you, but really I'm just amused. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Theodore bootsstillon 2008-02-15 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	She'd be so angry with you if she knew that. I definitely don't mind it, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Terry nott_teddy 2008-02-15 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	She would be, hence why this is hexed private. I know you don't mind it. You love everything about me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Theodore bootsstillon 2008-02-15 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'd rather you didn't -- no. I was going to say that I'd change something, but you're absolutely right, and I know that you know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Terry nott_teddy 2008-02-15 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	You'd rather I didn't what? You kind of have to tell me now you've mentioned it, or I'll never give up getting it out of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Theodore bootsstillon 2008-02-15 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	There's nothing to get, you realise. I only stopped writing it because I couldn't think of anything I'd rather you didn't do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Terry nott_teddy 2008-02-15 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Well, I'm glad you love everything about me, anyway. I am perfect, after all. So, why did you decide to send this to Gwen anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Theodore bootsstillon 2008-02-15 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Can't argue there. We complement each other, that way. You're perfect, and I'm better. Oh, mostly just our mutual dislike and the fact that I had an awful Valentine's Day. Misery loves company, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Terry nott_teddy 2008-02-15 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm upset that seeing me failed to make your day better. Truly heartbroken, Terry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Theodore bootsstillon 2008-02-15 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	You weren't in the equation until after I'd already decided to make her day horrible. You drastically improved a day I'd already done some work on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Terry nott_teddy 2008-02-16 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Glad I could be of service. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fullofperks 2008-02-16 01:10 am UTC (link)
	...What? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Same Hex as Entry. bootsstillon 2008-02-16 05:04 am UTC (link)
	I did something mildly objectionable, but still incredibly brilliant, which made Valentine's Day better all around, for everyone ~~except Gwen and her fiancee~~. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	earnestlearning 2008-02-16 01:12 am UTC (link)
	I agree with Sal. What? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Same Hex as Entry. bootsstillon 2008-02-16 05:07 am UTC (link)
	I devised and enacted a stunt that, while not exactly on par with say, the Weasley twins, still, nevertheless, brought mirth and merriment ~~except to Gwen Rivers and her fiancee~~. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crumbsonthfloor 2008-02-17 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Right. That was modesty if I've ever seen it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bootsstillon 2008-02-18 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Do I know you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crumbsonthfloor 2008-02-18 04:28 am UTC (link)
	You probably know of me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Terry

widows_child
2008-02-18 02:29 am UTC (link)

Oh so it was you that sent dear Gwen that package. I suppose I really oughtn't to be surprised, Terry. You never did like Gwen very much.

I can't say that I really approve of what you did, but I do admire your utter disdain for St. Valentine's day, and the panache in which you threw it in Gwen's face, so to speak. You always did have a penchant for cruelty at amusing times. It'd be amusing if it weren't so juvenile. Honestly, Terry, a Skiving Snackbox? My loathing for the Weasley Twins' horrible alliterative tendencies aside, I thought your pranks would be a little more original.

Also, sorry to hear your Valentines was so dreadful. I was only just returned from the continent, so I wasn't up to making my usual rounds to brighten lives everywhere. Otherwise I'm sure you'd have had a better time.

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Blaise

bootsstillon
2008-02-18 03:47 am UTC (link)

We'd probably be brilliant friends if she had a functioning sense of humor and the ability to laugh at herself. Failing that, I'm more than content to antagonize her.

Give me some credit, Blaise. I did come up with it under rather stressful emotional conditions, after I hadn't slept for a little over a day -- and I have rather limited means and supplies, at the moment, and I had to make it look like a real box of sweets, and I got rather wrapped up making it look like Gabriel did it. There was work and thought here, you realise.

Theodore certainly helped improve things after the fact, but, honestly, there aren't a lot on options for improving the day itself.

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Re: Blaise

widows_child
2008-02-18 04:03 am UTC (link)

Oh, I suppose you did alright. Still, a Weasley product. It's unsavory. A true trickster would have put together his own hex. Like a specially tailored shocking sigil, for instance, though I'm not implying that I've ever done anything of the sort. Still, one can't expect everything, can one?

And I'd forgotten that I'd never treated you to one of my Valentine's evenings of entertainment. No wonder the day is so dismal for you. Theo has always enjoyed them.

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